23 May 07

Cuz I’m sexy…

I jacked this off of Jen Pebs blog and HAD to share it cuz i was crackin up over it which was a blessing at this point in my day! ;)

Pick your birthday month:

January: I kicked
February: I loved
March: I karate chopped
April: I licked
May: I jumped on
June: I smelled
July: I did the Macarena With
August: I had lunch with
September: I danced with
October: I sang to
November: I yelled at
December: I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1: a birdbath
2: a monster
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: a snowman
6: a gangster
7: my cell phone
8: my dog
9: my best friends’ boyfriend
10: my neighbor
11: my science teacher
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: a stuffed animal
15: a goat
16: a pickle
17: your mom
18: a spoon
19: a smurf
20: a baseball bat
21: a ninja
22: Chuck Norris
23: a noodle
24: a squirrel
25: a football player
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an ipod
29: a surfer
30: a llama
31: a photographer

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: because I’m cool like that
Black: because that’s how I roll.
Pink: because I’m NOT crazy.
Red: because the voices told me to .
Blue: because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green: because I think I need some serious help.
Purple: because I’m AWESOME!
Gray: because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow: because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange: because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown: because I can.
Other: because I’m a Ninja !
None: because I can ‘t control myself.

What’s yours??

Mine is:  I ran over my best friends’ boyfriend because I’m sexy and I do what I want…

bwhahahaahhahahahahhahah!

Fess up….what brilliant thing did YOURS say?!?!!? ;)

oxooxoxo

Posted by Lauren in Random

24 Comments

  1. Lauren, May 23, 2007:

    okay i had to do the kids’ too cuz i’m a weirdo! hahaha

    Jessicas: I kicked a monster because i can’t control myself! (bwahhahah)

    Josh & Justins: I sang to a snowman because I think i need some serious help! (BWHHAHAHAHAHHAH)

    oxxoxo

  2. Michelle Filo, May 23, 2007:

    I kicked you mom because I’m AWESOME :(
    totally not :P

  3. Annie P, May 23, 2007:

    Mine is: I sang to a pickle because I’m sexy and I do what I want. (BWHAHAHAHAHA) This is just too funny.

  4. jennieb75, May 23, 2007:

    LOL… I licked a surfer because I need some serious help!!!
    Too funny Lauren!

  5. Lauren, May 23, 2007:

    bwahhahahahhahahahahhahahha! omg these are classic! i see some scrap pages a’brewin! ;)

    xoxooxoxo

  6. Joy, May 23, 2007:

    I ran over a pickle because that’s how I roll.

    LOL

  7. Rona, May 24, 2007:

    OMGosh this is HILARIOUS!!!

    Mine is: I had lunch with a gangster because I’m sexy and I do what I want! ;)

  8. Lauren, May 24, 2007:

    omg! ahhahahhahahah i really think i need to start saying “cuz that’s how i roll” in my everyday conversations! bwhahahhaha

    thanks for sharing, lovin em! :)

    oxoxoxo

  9. Jess, May 24, 2007:

    “I danced with a monster because that’s how I roll”

    LOL - I’m laughing so hard - what a riot! Thanks for sharing :)

  10. Stephanie, May 24, 2007:

    I karate chopped a phone cause I can…. hahahahhahah. That was great Lauren

  11. Emilie, May 24, 2007:

    Mine: I had lunck with a stuffed animal because that’s how I roll.
    LOL! This is fun!!

  12. KellieP, May 24, 2007:

    I smelled a fork because the voices told me to.

    Isn’t this funny? I saw this on a parent’s group board about a week ago and about peed my pants from laughing so hard!

  13. Miranda, May 24, 2007:

    I had lunch with a llama because I think I need some serious help

    LMAO

  14. lauren, May 25, 2007:

    i kicked my dog because the voices told me to….

    hahahhahahaha….

  15. Debbie K, May 25, 2007:

    I smelled a fireman because I’m sexy & I do what I want!

    OMG, that’s hillarious!!!

  16. Bree, May 25, 2007:

    LMAO…hilarious!! Mine said … I jumped on my best friend’s boyfriend because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader. (OK, I can’t decide what the last one should be, my shirt is orange, white and grey, lol…mostly grey).

  17. Lauren, May 25, 2007:

    bwhahahhahahahhahahhahahaha “he’s my leader” tee hee…i knew that big bird was shady! ;) xoxo

  18. Grace, May 25, 2007:

    LOL

    I had lunch with a surfer because I can. LOL

  19. Julie P. aka babyofmine, May 25, 2007:

    I yelled at a squirrel because I’m AWESOME!

    I love these. ROFL

  20. Aud, May 26, 2007:

    “I ran over a noodle ‘cuz I’m cool like that.”

    A noodle? WTF is up w/ that?

  21. Lauren, May 26, 2007:

    bwahhahahah omg these are classic! ;)

    …dude you have some serious angst against pasta Aud! sup w/ DAT!??!?! ;)

    oxox

  22. Kirstiegai, May 26, 2007:

    I sang to a baseball bat because I’m NOT crazy! ROFL, yep that sounds sane to me!

  23. Meg, May 26, 2007:

    I ran over a banana b/c i’m sexy and do what I want ;)

    Hope your son is feeling better!!

  24. Meg, May 26, 2007:

    Ok did my oldest DD’s since today is her bday and she told me to! (ok who’s boss??) :)

    Hers is:
    I jumped on my sister b/c my family thinks i’m stupid anyways (aww we don’t though!)

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